Daily Archives: March 12, 2009

LINGERING: Ghoulish Catherine Ng haunts Legislative Assembly

catheringngevil Supposedly busy TAFE worker and deposed Melbourne Councillor Liberal lefty Catherine Ng found time to sit in for quite a while today on Victorian Legislative Assembly Question Time. Was she checking up on wayward hubby Douglas Campbell, believed to be increasingly unhappy about life or as some suggested perhaps was there to eye off Robert Clark’s seat of Box Hill and see what it’s like to be among the legislators.

She wouldn’t know what Box Hill’s like given she lives in West Melbourne, having moved confidently into the City of Melbourne municipality ahead of the Lord Mayoral election she probably should have won til she ran into a freight train of truth, justice, freedom and accountability.

Some fancy the chances of Chairman Gladys Liu in Box Hill, others say there’s life in the old Clarky yet and that should the Libs change leaders and suddenly become competitive again that he’d like nothing more than being a senior minister in a Liberal government.

Clark has a special place in many patriot’s hearts for suing the University of Melbourne at a time when its perpetually corrupt student union/SRC was donating money directly to terrorist groups in the Middle East. The Supreme Court ordered that it was illegal and it shut down a lot of the dodgiest and most egregious student union misconduct.

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NO COMMENT: Melbourne greedy greens party councillor stonewalls over junkets

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Recently elected Melbourne City councillor Cathy Oke has wasted no time shoving her snout into the travel trough, with reports on Nine News and in News Limited publications about a series of trips she has planned at ratepayers’ expense that will cost $33,000.

VEXNEWS invited the councillor to explain herself to a disgusted public and it appears she has been struck dumb. We wrote to her:

cathyokedumbass Dear Councillor Oke
I refer to media reports that you are embarking on ratepayer funded $33,000 travel to various overseas destinations. We propose to do a follow-up story that explores the issues in detail.
The $33,000 bill contrasts starkly with a previous Greens party Melbourne councillor David Risstrom who travelled extensively on council business but managed to spend very little money indeed, other than on airfares. He appeared to stay at backpacker style hostels and
to eat very parsimoniously indeed. We fear he consumed a vegan variety of seeds and berries.
This meant he was very hard to criticise for travelling at ratepayer expense, except of course by those conscious – as you no doubt are – of one’s carbon footprint. What measures will you be taking to deal with the carbon consequences of these very long trips? And why are you proposing to travel so regally by comparison to your own party’s predecessors? Could you please provide us with a breakdown of how you propose to spend $33,000 on these trips? And also what is the length of the trips? With airfares as they currently are, the quantum outlined in that article seems to be almost impossible unless you are living very large indeed.
What do you say to those who believe that three different trips in such a short time is excessive? What will you be doing on such trips to justify the large expense? How are they not in breach of the Lord Mayor’s ban on junkets?
Given that you say you work as an environmental consultant, how do you respond to suggestions you might be getting ratepayers to pay for travel that could be advantageous to your business?
The Herald Sun said that you would be travelling with a member of staff. Is it envisaged that you would be sharing accommodation with that person? If not, why not?
Please feel free to contact us on the mobile 0415 99 33 26 or by return email
editor[at] vexnews.com in time for our deadline of 9am
tomorrow. If you fail to respond, we will note that in the customary way.

Yours sincerely

Andrew Landeryou
Editor-in-Chief
VEXNEWS

Without divulging too many VEXNEWS secrets, it is our custom to search local newspapers for photographs of the subjects of our stories. People are forever posing with goats, donning costumes or wielding shovels in cheesy photo ops for these fine weekly publications.

It is noteworthy that despite being elected last year and it being March already that the councillor is yet to actually appear in any such shots. Too lazy even for a few photo ops. Even with a brain-shattering hang-over, Lord Mayor Doyle would still make himself available for a snapper occasionally.

She’s clearly not wanting to tilt her life-work balance too far from hippy bludger.

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HYPOCRISY: Fairfax Media lawyers try to imprison critic for committing crime of journalism

freehillsfairfax Employment lawyers representing Fairfax Media are believed to be pushing for the imprisonment or other punishment of a Sydney man for contempt of court for filming and asking them questions after they had left the Federal Court. This has raised eyebrows in media circles, because he was doing no more than Fairfax Media’s own journalists do every day outside courts and other workplaces.

Shane Dowling who worked for Fairfax Media before – he says – being unlawfully sacked by the company has represented himself against the company’s high-priced lawyers from Freehills – a highly regarded firm known for aggressively representing the interests of employers – and has made some big claims against the company, the lawyers and even judicial officials involved in the case. Most of them are far too racy, even for us.

An affidavit obtained by VEXNEWS sworn by a Freehills lawyer Shiv Jhinku explains what happened outside the court. Even accepting his story entirely, it has hard to tell how Mr Dowling’s actions differ in any respect from the actions of journalists working at Fairfax Media.

JOURNOS JUST AS RUDE AS FORMER FAIRFAXISTA DOWLING
Dowling’s questions sound very direct, even rude and most probably fantastic. But his conduct – in the video now freely available online – seemed perfectly appropriate for the occasion. He maintained a reasonable distance from those he was questioning and only asked them a few questions in any event over thirty seconds or so. He did so in order to add it to his website. Folks refusing to answer questions is not necessarily the most edifying thing but many other outlets – particularly at Fairfax – would say that in certain circumstances a failure to respond to questions implies something ominous.

louiseperryoxfam We looked carefully at the video, Mr Dowling’s often outrageous claims and the affidavit and can’t see how his behaviour differs substantially from any of Dowling’s former colleagues at Fairfax Media. Anyone seeing feral Fairfaxista Farrah Tomazin at a doorstep would have encountered far more odious conduct than is outlined in Mr Jhinku’s affidavit.

Indeed, behaving badly is not restricted to Fairfax Media scribes either. A former scribbler at The Australian who couldn’t hack the fast pace of its Higher Education Supplement, Louise Perry ended up spinning Socialist Left minister Peter Batchelor. Critics said she had all the charm of a rampaging boar.

Not quite cutting it as a journalist, it was fortunate her dear old mum was an influential battle-axe at the powerful Metal Workers union back in Perth, able to pull a few strings, as Mums should and pulled her a cushy job in the Victorian government media unit. When leaving the employ of a Socialist Left minister, she didn’t last very long in the media unit and has only recently emerged heading the astoundingly large media outfit of supposed charity Oxfam where sources claim she is paid in excess of $100,000  leaching off the world’s poorest people.

That little rant might seem something of a digression but it’s not. Perry is a real pig. If it didn’t make her look like more of one, she’d no doubt love to shut us down too. But she can’t. We rarely turn our mind to her shameful exploits. When we do, we defame her, to be sure, but our remarks are always true and speak to issues of public concern exploring themes of faux sanctimony, hypocrisy, nepotism, strong body odour and such. So she’s free to hate, but isn’t able to shut us down. As it should be.

That’s because a free society needs a free press, speaking truth to powerful people like her. We like to think we do so responsibly, with a pre-occupation for getting facts right.

Increasingly we see the courts abused by those desperate to silence critics.

Is it always a nice process giving targets free character assessments? No. Fair? That depends on your point of view. Sometimes telling the unvarnished, harsh truth can seem very unfair indeed to those on the receiving end.

And that’s where we return to Freehills lawyer Mr Shiv “Glassjaw” Jhinku who has sworn on oath that because Dowling filmed him and asked him questions while he was walking down the street and then published the video that:

“I have concerns about my physical safety… (and has) concerns about what other actions the Applicant may do next in an attempt to harass, intimidate and embarrass (Freehills lawyers)”

Come on. That’s crazy. Perhaps nearly as unwise as litigants accusing judicial officers of taking bungs, which Mr Dowling appears to do with distressing regularity.

GLASSJAW JHINKU’S JIHAD
Jhinku’s autobiography on LinkedIn says he has worked at the Freehills mega firm for nearly a decade, before that he was a student leader of sorts, as the President of Griffith University Law Society. And yet despite that he claims he was intimidated and embarrassed by a camera?

He has sworn it on oath, but it beggars belief. Freehills are regarded – at least in the union movement – as the biggest, baddest boss’s law firm in the land. We cannot help but feel “Glass jaw” Jhinku might be letting the tough team of worker wranglers down a tad.

Other than suing Fairfax Media and litigating the matter in a manner that could be best described as exotic, it is clear that Dowling did nothing of a threatening, harassing or intimidating kind to anyone. He has merely done what Fairfax and other journalists do by asking pesky questions and reporting on the answers (or non-answers) and separately exercised his rights as a litigant in the courts.

Not done with pursuing Dowling in court with dubious claims about threats to his physical safety and complaints he felt embarrassed – presumably at the expense of Fairfax Media shareholders – his affidavit reveals that Jhinku launched a personal anti-free-speech jihad against various video hosts where Dowling had uploaded his video. A number of them, notably Youtube, removed the video as a result of Jhinku’s complaint

Normally we’d be happy to broadcast it ourselves but we won’t because it doesn’t add much. We’re sure you’ll be able to find it if you look but if it was up to Fairfax Media and the lawyers they pay very well indeed with shareholders’ money, they’d censor it in a way their journalists would condemn if it was a foreign regime or a local government suppressing a dissenter and critic.

We will certainly be keeping a close eye on Freehills behaviour in relation to this important free speech issue.

ANOTHER TYRANT ANOTHER TIME
They would do well to remember the highly amusing case of now discredited Liquidator Dean McVeigh who sought a Supreme Court judge’s order that the publisher of a website questioning his honesty and probity be jailed for contempt of court.

The Sunday Age reported:

The judge said that attempts by Mr McVeigh to silence a critic were “ill-judged” and akin “to using a sledgehammer to crack a walnut”.

Particularly relevant in this matter was that the judge also thought the publisher had gone in very hard like Dowling:

Justice Hollingworth said his publications were “frequently intemperate, repetitive and immature. He is doggedly persistent and seems to have plenty of time on his hands to publish criticisms of the liquidator. “He displays some of the zealousness of a crusader, which no doubt makes him difficult for the liquidator’s lawyers to deal with.”

The judge further condemned McVeigh for wasting the court’s time with such applications and having evaluated the claims that McVeigh was spending a lot of creditors’ money on activities unlikely to generate a commercial return for creditors, found that there was a substantial degree of truth to the claims. Still to this day, McVeigh has not accounted for the many millions of dollars he spent in the Melbourne University Student Union liquidation that helped fund his fleet of luxury cars.

Being intemperate, repetitive, immature, zealous and dogged didn’t negate McVeigh’s many critics’ right to free speech. Nor should it in the Dowling case.

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WILD WEST CRAZY TALK: Andrew Jaspan short-listed for West Australian editor

jaspansouffle Members of the VEXNEWS Investigation Unit have alerted us this evening to speculation that Monsieur Andrew Jaspan (rhymes with Petain), the illustrious former Editor in Chief of The Age Titanic, has been short-listed for the editorship of the West Australian newspaper.

The vacancy occurred last year after some-time billionaire Kerry Stokes was appointed Chairman of WA Newspapers, he sacked long-time popular incumbent editor patriot Paul Armstrong and replaced him with a chap Bob Cronin on a temporary basis. Cronin is reputedly referred to by surly staff as “Cronin the Barbarian.”

At the Aged, Andrew Jaspan championed the cause of Earth Day to the point that even his lefty newsroom gagged at the propaganda fest, vigorously campaigned against the deepening of a channel for container ships in Port Phillip Bay, sacked popular conservative commentators and promoted the least funny highest paid columnist at The Age, alleged comic feministe Catherine Deveny. Her job is said to be under siege under the new editor Paul Ramadge who is keen to make economies by slashing her pay. Or her throat. Jaspan’s declared mission was to make The Age like The Guardian by the Yarra, and large chunks of the latter appeared cut and paste in the former.

The Age was dying anyway, its classifieds dependent model guaranteed that. But Jaspan’s veering of the paper to the strident left hastened its demise and pushed genuine sales through the floor in Melbourne’s genteel suburbs where The Age was once a way of life and an expression of where good eastern suburbs middle-class folk saw themselves in life. Now they don’t want to know. Their readership is increasingly concentrated in the inner-city and has reputedly dropped away drastically in the east.

It is hard to conceive how Jaspan’s bizarre enviro-left policies would go down in the Wild West, where men are men and the crookedest show in town is the Corrupt Commission.

We’ll soon find out whether the whining Pom Jaspan goes west. If they end up employing the lefty who helped drive The Age off the cliff it is currently falling off, it would be an astonishing development and a massive commercial mistake but those who’ve dealt with the Jaspan insist he talks a good game even if the paper he presided over was a cause of considerable shame.

He practically charmed the pants off Ron Walker, the current Fairfax Chairman, who has many faults but being a lefty is not one of them.

But The West in another world, with many still wanting to be a separate nation that would trade with a massive current account surplus, and its newspaper reflects its unique approach to life. That ever reliable source of left-wing doctrine, Wikipedia says of The West Australian:

The West is politically populist, with strong conservative leanings.

Heaven help them if they actually appoint the smooth-talking Pom leftist. All hell will break loose.

Media insiders tell VEXNEWS though that the number of proven editors who can put together a newspaper is actually very small and that the Jaspan while committed repeated atrocities at The Age is quite the commercially focused individual who will probably be saying exactly what Stokes wants to hear about the bottom line.

We’ll do our best to dig up the other names in contention and say a little prayer for them.

UPDATE: We hear also that Jaspan had been interested in applying for a position running the state government’s Centre for Books, Writing and Ideas, which exists to prove to the state’s creditors that we have more money than sense.  Its Chairman, email newsletter publisher Eric Beecher, who hates Jaspan, made it clear that his enemy would not be permitted to darken his door. Doesn’t it give you a warm inner glow when state government appointees like Beecher use their positions of public trust to carry out private vendettas? We can agree about his target, if not his methods. Minister Kosky needs her head read if she’s appointing Crikey officials to state government sinecures.

PICTORIAL UPDATE: With VEXNEWS, not only can you read aimless gossip about former newspaper editors looking for work, you can also see them in action too.

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Jaspan in earnest discussion at 101 Collins Street recently. Is that a headhunter? Or a red-faced investment adviser explaining where it’s all gone.

 

 

 

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Probably not good news, Jaspan doesn’t look impressed.

 

 

 

 

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Catching the tram back to the StKilda retreat, as befits these troubled times of global financial crisis.

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