SINKING: Nick Miller and Matt Murphy jump off the Age's ship of shame

theagesinkingTwo of The Age’s most promising and hard-edged journalists, Victorian Affairs editor Nick Miller and the well-regarded Matt Murphy, are leaving the ailing and failing left-leaning Melbourne newspaper, according to sources familiar with the matter.

RECESSION HIT AMERICA SEEMS MORE APPEALING THAN MEDIA HOUSE RIGHT NOW
Both are believed to be headed to the United States to find fame and fortune, an interesting commentary on their view of The Age’s prospects given the US is in a recession so deep it looks like a full-dress re-enactment of the Great Depression. Both are very capable lads and will no doubt do well.

nickdmiller

CAN JOSH GORDON CULTIVATE THE SAME LATE-NIGHT PHONE ACTION WITH TED THAT CURLY COULD?
In other changes, VEXNEWS can exclusively reveal it appears Fairfax are sending Josh Gordon from Canberra where according to their website he serves as the Sunday Age’s “politcal (sic) editor) to run The Age’s state-rounds unit, after previous incumbent Paul “Curly” Austin fell on his samurai sword after his wifey Josephine Cafagna was put in charge of state government spin.

Many see the Josh Gordon appointment as a snub for Austin’s former sidekick David “Rodney” Rood and others positioning themselves for promotion including feisty pocket rocket Farrah Tomazin and Age investigations unit member Royce Millar, who hasn’t met a right-wing Turkish branch-stacker he hasn’t ethnically vilified.

jaspanmatt

SNUBBED AND OFF TO THE PUB
Some believe Rood and Tomazin have not taken the news well and are also contemplating their position if they can find a left-wing employer that pays as well and asks as little. The federal public service vacancies website has been bookmarked. Josephine Cafagna might also be looking for fellow-travellers too.

farrah

Advertisements

7 Comments

Filed under Uncategorized

7 responses to “SINKING: Nick Miller and Matt Murphy jump off the Age's ship of shame

  1. Wendy Willman

    Congratulations to Vexnews. First with the news that no others dare to print.

    The Age is, like Wikipedia, a left wing news site. Bile is all that one ever gets from The Age. About time that newspaper published real news.

  2. RDR

    I’m hanging a bit to the left today also, any teens girls like a ride home to redress my hang?

  3. inga binga

    they can always play in my junlge

  4. Fatty Doyle

    Yuk!!! NO ONE I say NO ONE would willing go there inga binga.

  5. good on ya vex,left wing bile out of the age.lucky we have uncle ruperts fair and balanced australian.

  6. blackmambo

    love the pic tht goes with this story. lol.

  7. Could you message me with some tips about how you made this blog look this cool , I’d be thankful!

Leave a Reply

Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s