Naturally, theyâ€™ve chosen the shortest month of the year in which to adopt the supposed drinking habits of the Muslim Brotherhood of Egypt (we all know its easier to get Johnnie Walker Blue that bacteria-free drinking water in most jihadist training camps).
Members of the Prime Ministerâ€™s media staff have used this event as an excuse to engage in some do-gooding too, raising funds for a wide variety of worthy charities that tackle alcohol and drug abuse.
We think you ought to visit the webpage commemorating this occurrence â€“ surely an event as spectacular as any since the days when Barrie Cassidy and Andrew Bolt worked for Labor Prime Ministers in a similar capacity as these blokesâ€“ read some of the cheeky comments like:
Andrew Leigh - Does this mean the dries are in the ascendancy at the PMO?
We understand you can say anything you like at all as long as you pay money which sounds a bit like the traditional ALP Budget Night fundraiser.
So before they put a levy on you for this, youâ€™d be well advised to click here and send as much loot as your credit provider will permit.