Cricket legend Dean Jonesâ€™ ex-mistress Kerri-Anne Hamilton has worked as a â€œSex Bombâ€ party girl for New South Wales Liberal party identities.
Hamilton exploded into public consciousness this weekend after coming out as the mother of a son fathered by the married cricket ace and now dethroned Father of the Year winner. She has previously explained her occupation as â€œinternational flight attendant.â€ Elsewhere, Ms Hamilton has been described as a â€œpromotional modelâ€ and has had to defend her involvement in her own failed â€œpromotional modelâ€ business.
SEX BOMB EXPLODES
It appears Kerri-Anne Hamilton is a lady with quite a colourful past. And â€“ in a perfect storm of the kind the famed VEXNEWS Investigations Unit collectively pray for â€“ she had at least one night of professional interaction with prominent NSW Liberal players.
A Liberal familiar with the matter has come forward to make shocking revelations about the Dean Jones baby mamaâ€™s secret double-life. The high-ranking insider â€“ speaking on condition of anonymity â€“ has revealed that Hamilton once worked for a company â€œSex Bombâ€ whose raunchy not-safe-for-work website explains that it provides scantily clothed, nude or semi-nude models, dancers, jelly wrestlers, waitresses and erotic services to paying clients.
VEXNEWS makes no suggestion that Hamilton or the company Sex Bomb Promotions Pty Ltd was or are involved in any unlawful activity of any kind. The company still to this day provides its services which include â€œBeef and Boobsâ€ barbeques, bikini model car washing, snake shows, hot wax/candles and wet &wild bath shows, entirely within legal restraints in place within the State of New South Wales.
Our source says that after Hamiltonâ€™s recent star-burst of parental publicity, he immediately recognised the former promotional model from a birthday celebration attended by prominent Liberal party members back in 2002.
CELEBRATING IN STYLE
A colourful Australian-Lebanese Sydney property developer identity and Liberal branch-stacker David Baynie was celebrating his 30th birthday at the time at his tastefully mammoth pile on millionairesâ€™ row on Telegraph Road in the old money, deeply conservative Sydney upper north shore suburb of Pymble.
Our source describes the area as â€œCEO country, many of the kids end up at exclusive north shore private schools, such as Knox, Barker, PLC and Abbotsleigh.â€
The glittering and â€œextravagantâ€ affair was among the best parties our source had ever attended he recalled fondly last night. He had the time of his life.
A MATE OF DAVID CLARKE
The celebrating developer was a close friend and party ally of then tight political duo now federal MP Alex Hawke and state upper house numbers-tsar David Clarke. Liberal Right patriots Hawke and Clarke have since recently split and are now fierce factional foes for reasons VEXNEWS finds deeply puzzling and sad.
The developer â€“ a leader within the Sydney Lebanese Maronite Christian community â€“ had successfully recruited many hundreds of family and friends to join Liberal branches within Alex Hawkeâ€™s and David Clarkeâ€™s and the Liberal Rightâ€™s sphere of interest.
Liberal leftists â€“ occasionally prone to exaggeration â€“ once claimed that when joining the party in large numbers, some of the developerâ€™s backers and members â€œflashed pistolsâ€ to â€œintimidate opponentsâ€ who were resisting their entry to the party in several upper North Shore Liberal electorates. We very much doubt the veracity of the Sydney Morning Herald story on the subject but it does point to the developerâ€™s major role in the party at that time. Sources close to Clarke agree that the Herald story was largely a racial slur by the Liberal Left that even the Herald came to have reservations about.
STUNNING LADIES SERVING LIQUIDS
Multiple sources familiar with the matter say that the developerâ€™s then political patron David Clarke MLC attended the party, even addressing the crowd of two hundred present, making glowing reference to the developerâ€™s â€œChristian family valuesâ€ and rightly recognising the great contribution of the Lebanese Christian community to Australian life.
Even more memorable, our witness says, was the presence of a bevy of bouncy beauties who serviced the throng as waitresses for the affair. He told VEXNEWS:
The waitresses were stunners, believe me. Dinner was served on the tennis court which had a big marquee over it.
He says those beauties were provided by promotional model services company Sex Bomb, and among them was Kerri-Anne Hamilton.
Our witness explains what went down:
Sex Bomb provided about a dozen waitresses who were asked to dress suggestively (ie show a bit of leg and cleavage) but not to run around in lingerie (as they normally might),
I have strong reason to believe that (a member of the group we cannot name for legal reasons) was a stripper and possibly an escort. She offered her "services" to a mate of mine who is certain that she was serious. She offered to escort him to functions or provide female company if he needed it. A couple of guys then started giving (their) phone numbers (to the girls). Kerrie Ann (later) made a couple of follow up calls.
Itâ€™s important to note that our sourceâ€™s opinion is not a definitive statement and is merely his opinion based on his observation and subsequent statements from friends.
VEXNEWS also wants to make it very clear that neither Hawke or Clarke â€“ who witnesses say attended the gathering with their respective partners â€“ had any awareness of the developerâ€™s intriguing choice of waitresses or of any of the activities referred to above. It appears neither noticed them either, focused on celebrating freedom with one of their most effective lieutenants. Sources close to both men say they recall a large gathering of the developersâ€™ large extended family and had no particularly indelible memory beyond that, suggesting perhaps that the younger blokes monopolised the attention of the Sex Bomb ladies.
Party insiders say Baynie is much less active within the NSW Liberals than he used to be, maintaining no more than 10% of the members he had once enthusiastically recruited, but that he is still on f
riendly terms with Hawke and Clarke.
THE POWER OF PROMOTION
An industry expert explained to VEXNEWS, after offering his own private harem to spread the good news of our independent news empire to Flinders Street station commuters:
Promotional models might be selling sexy but theyâ€™re not necessarily selling sexâ€¦
Our Liberal party-goer said in this case heâ€™s convinced the ladies for the evening could well have been ladies of the evening:
A couple of guys I know swear black and blue that they had a quick liaison with one of the girls out the back.
The night of nights clearly left an indelible impression in the memory of our Liberal lad:
Kerri-Anne was not the only girl from the south-west of Sydney who was working that night. I also remember a hot blonde by the name of Kristy or Kirsty from Camden. There are some things you never forget.
Like this story, probably.
THE ROLLERCOASTER OF LIFE
The source explains that Baynie kicked on to an even grander property in Wahroonga, before running into the kind of trouble most developers expect as a professional hazard by having a business failure to the tune of $30 million plus when a unit development went wrong. If you havenâ€™t been bankrupt in Sydney property circles, youâ€™re not trying hard enough, is the traditional view.
Some say the broke bloke is still living large in Wahroonga, flashily giving $20 tips to impressionable 19 year old waitresses in the suburbâ€™s classy coffee shops and still managing to find $30K per annum in elite private school fees. A clearly very resourceful chap.