Sighted by a member of the famed VEXNEWS Investigations Unit at the popular Tuscan Bar near Parliament House this Thursday evening, surrounded by a bevy of beauties, RDR was having a particularly festive time. He yelled out playfully to them as he departed â€œYouâ€™re all just slutsâ€¦â€ (for clarity we should say he definitely meant it in jest and it was taken that way).
Several groups of revellers heard the remarks and had a close look at the ladies concerned to reach their own conclusions.
Our investigator then overheard the family man, as he made preparations to depart in the relative quiet of the mens, calling home and confirming with his wife or young ones that they should â€“ indeed â€“ â€œwarm up the sausage rolls.â€ Yum, yum.
The informant hoped that he washed his hands prior to eating the sausage rolls because it appears Dalla-Riva neglected to do so after making use of the urinal. He might face reprimand for this hygiene offence by hard-drinking former chiropractor David Davis, his upper house leader, some-time friend and current health spokesman.
Once a close factional ally of Liberal leader Ted Baillieu, relations between the two are strained after Dalla-Riva felt Baillieu mishandled his temporary removal from the shadow ministry after an incident relating to confusion over text messages directed to a young lady who might have misunderstood his intentions.
The incident prompted a particularly brutal Channel 7 Brendan Donohue news report: