Recently three young girls letterboxing for popular local medico Stanley Chiang in the bitterly fought contest for LaTrobe ward in Darebin’s council elections discovered El Greco aka Gaetano Greco following them pulling their pamphlets out of the boxes.
Legal experts tell VEXNEWS this is a breach of Victorian criminal provisions and of the laws governing elections. “He could end up in jail over this. Not sure what the other prisoners would make of him,” a leading barrister said this afternoon.
In the theft incident, a slightly-built young woman confronted the Alien-headed Greco, and said she had photographic evidence, and brandished her camera in defence of justice and freedom.
The cowardly Greco covered his face with the stolen pamphlets (what a picture it has made!), and fled.
In the absence of the real picture, which cannot be published for legal reasons as it could be evidence in a criminal prosecution, we provide some more showing the Council aspirant’s amazing resemblance to the aliens in Mars Attacks.