Kim Jong Il is either dead or alive. No one is sure what the hell is going on in that freaky and sinister government of the oppressed and starving people of North Korea. But one thing for sure is that they are in desperate need of Photoshop tutorials. But their tub-thumping political rhetoric remains world-class for those needing some Cold War nostalgia. Check out today’s latest rant from their official website: The GNP gentries are letting loose jargons about the “human rights issue in the north” in collusion with riff-raffs of other country though they are in such a pretty fix that they can hardly settle their own problem. Not subtle.