Never work with children or animals, goes the old Hollywood saying.
Big player in the show business for ugly people, politics, is Christopher Pyne, Liberal MP for Sturt, who has tempted us with this cute photograph of him kissing babies and puppies at the Institute of the Blind (He hopes to lead them. Boom. Boom.)
Caption suggestions please.
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VEXNEWS (Archive) 
Puppy: What have I done to deserve being grabbed from behind by Chrissy Pyne ?
A couple of bitches…
Pup leading the bland
A Dog-person (reference to JGK’s comment on Costello supporters) and his dog
At least one has fleas from lying down with dogs.
One definitely neutered
From what I hear, both do it doggy style
One looks unhappy, the other gay.
His bark is worse than his bite
That dog won’t hunt…
The Liberal Party has gone to the dogs…
IT’S THE DOG AND PHONEY SHOW
I think you should call off the dogs…
One will never be top dog
Once Chrissy goes black, he’ll never go back
I’d like to point the bone
more like, both like boners
Both enjoy sniffing bums
Pyne plans to topple Sophie Mirabella with another bitch
“I am going to call him Sarah Palin. OOoh I see his lipstick”
every dawg has his day
Its a dog’s life! Woof. Whine.
Pyne is probably federal Lib’s biggest liability. Although, Tony Abbott and Joe Hockey aren’t far behind. Too many Howard remnants for the Libs to ever be re-elected anytime soon.
Pant Pant – “Don’t worry boy, I’ll only be taking your temperature for a few more minutes” – Pant, Pant Howwwl
Any port in a storm!
I like dogging.
is his hand up the dogs arse
Good boy, now just let me smear some peanut butter on and you can lick it all off and make Chrissy a very happy man – ooohhh
Chrissy I wish you would cuddle Ollie and me like that, then we could get naked and play choo choo trains.
“Toto, it’s okay…I am a friend of Dorothy’s”
Pyne Licked in Cabinet Reshuffle
*shadow cabinet
still getting used to that 🙂
“Oh you smell little fella lets get you into that bath house”
Who does this jerk think he is? Dogs gift to man? What a stupid grin. Ok You have had you photo now put me down. I need to pee.
Ollie dogged both Honeypot and myself repeatedly. Honeypot loved it – I most certainly did not!!!
Yes, from my recollection, Ollie dogged you right out of the leadership Fatty!!!
And I clearly recall you jumped before Ollie gave you a final push!!!
You know doggie, you’re not the only one who can lick their own balls!
I know, I know, you can lick your own arse – but I’ve licked more important ones!
Don’t be embarrassed pup, I’ve tugged on smaller dicks
dogs are a mans best friend..if i’m holding u then maybe we could both find a man
Which one will become a leader and the other tied to a leash cand chains?
I am your father